Social media is making me schizophrenic. Who should I be? What should I talk about? I can't just let loose and be KARA: QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE! and voice my offensive and outrageous plans for world domination and the elimination of comma rules since random family members and business associates read some of my stuff online. And I don't want to post nothing-but-work from home because I could do that from work and get paid for it.
Oh, what a quandary. The mysteries of the 21st century reveal themselves, and we learn that the joke is on us. Social networking will doom us all! Doom us, I tell you! We will have all the information we want, instantly, and some of it may even be accurate. What will be left to wonder about?
Ooh, shiny! I just noticed at the bottom of this box I'm typing in that there's a place to enter key words for search engines and the examples are scooters, vacation, fall. Neat.
Oh, what a quandary. The mysteries of the 21st century reveal themselves, and we learn that the joke is on us. Social networking will doom us all! Doom us, I tell you! We will have all the information we want, instantly, and some of it may even be accurate. What will be left to wonder about?
Ooh, shiny! I just noticed at the bottom of this box I'm typing in that there's a place to enter key words for search engines and the examples are scooters, vacation, fall. Neat.
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